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Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Holy Shit I Had to Write This Post Quickly...
I hate being a salaryman, but I would hate being poor even more. Life is sux. The Rankings – Part 2/4 In this episode: Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle – Rhyme Anima – Good Love Live! Nijigasaki...
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Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 3 – I Keep Doing That Thing Where I’m Fapping...
Heut’ ist mein Tag. The Rankings – Part 3/4 In this episode: Golden Kamuy 3rd Season – Excellent Ikebukuro West Gate Park – Bad Maoujou de Oyasumi – Okay+ Tsukiuta. The Animation 2 – Awful Kimi to...
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Fall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do
And that finishes up the season preview. The Rankings – Part 4/4 https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Mask_on_Fog_on.mp4 In this episode: Taisou Samurai – Meh Kamisama ni Natta Hi –...
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The Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing
There comes a time in every internet superhero’s life when he has to take a stand and fight for the issues. This is my Selma. (TL Note: “Hot gluing” is the act of jacking off onto anime figurines.)...
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Kainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant
After this post, you’ll never unsee it. I know, I know. I haven’t been around much lately. But that’s what happens when you get married and have a kid, you get me? I have a crawling dirt attractor now...
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Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition
George Floyd died for this? :/ God Bless Pepsi While we’re on the subject of me being horny for fake women, apparently I forgot to finish my Berseria review the other year. Game’s a 10/10. As you...
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Good Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)
I watched a few MyAnimeList-recognized music videos, ranked them, and now you get a post. Specifically, I watched 1,370. And hated most. We can get into MAL in another post, or in the comments if you...
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Anime Conventions and You: Sad Girls to the Front
Been a minute. Sadly, no. But I have something better. I wrote this article like 15 times before I realized what I actually wanted to write about was cons in general. Then after I finished writing most...
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One Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible
This is a professional review. Note that Film Red is purely fanservice. Do NOT watch this unless you’re at least almost done with the Whole Cake Island Saga. You can, however, still read this review;...
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How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force
Are you one of those unlucky PC players like me suffering from horrible lag and stuttering? Suffer no more with this quick tutorial! Honestly, Star Ocean has had a rocky history. The first two games...
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