Because anything’s better than watching it.

Summary

23 minutes, 40 seconds. That’s the amount of your life Amanchu will callously steal from you with just one episode. Watching the full series would be the most boring and painful method of suicide. Would not recommend.

Heaven or hell, so long as Amanchu isn’t there too, I’m in.

Characters

Amanchu

Beaker meets Roadrunner meets radioactive genes.

Amanchu’s into cat butts, diving, and being a walking argument against only going halfway through with an abortion.

Die.

This Zatch Bell reject spends half the episode expelling her brain cells into the ocean, and the other half blowing a fucking whistle because she wants attention.

You know that “look at me, I’m so lelrandom” cunt from your old general ed classes? Yeah, they literally made an anime about her. Thank god smell-o-vision isn’t a thing yet.

And you thought I was joking about Amanchu wanting to grind cat ass.

Blandie

The other character in the show is titled Blandie. She’s called that because she’s too fucking boring to have a real name.

She’s got the kinda balloon face you just wanna pop with the spiky end of a hammer.

As far as I can tell, Blandie’s main hobby is looking at her phone and wondering why none of her friends from elementary school have texted her back yet.

With the power of context it’s probably because she’s a useless human being and also all friendships disintegrate when people move on with their lives. But I’m gonna say it’s mostly the former here. I hate Blandie.

But how about the plot?

There is no fucking plot. I thought there was gonna be some when Blandie was standing on top of a rock like she was about to impale herself on a reef,

but then the show cut to a scene of Amanchu blowing bubbles underwater so I figured we were good and fucked.

Just drown already.

Okay, but how about the plot?

There’s fucking none of that either. The closest you get is the teacher-sensei, and even she can’t get my engine running cuz she looks like the sterile composite of a South Park Canadian and a retarded fish.

What is with these fucking faces I swear to everything good in this world

Look, even I’ll admit at rare points that my taste may not be the most erudite. But I fucking know my onee-sans, and I know my senseis, and this waste of pixels is not a good example of either. Trash-tier.

Final Score

Amanchu makes me hate everything like it’s my first time. I’m not even gonna bother finishing it to come up with a final score. This shit’s a 0/10.

And fuck Aria too.