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Anime Review: ReLIFE – It’s like 21 Jump Street except I liked watching 21...
But for real, they should make 21 Jump Street into an anime. Plot MC-kun is a 27-year-old part-time clerk, full-time loser who’s approached by a blonde-dyed shitfuck who offers him approximately $4k...
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Let’s Talk Amanchu
Because anything’s better than watching it. Summary 23 minutes, 40 seconds. That’s the amount of your life Amanchu will callously steal from you with just one episode. Watching the full series would...
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Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself
In during dwindling hype. So, What? The premise of Pokemon Go is that you can catch pokemon “in real life” by finding server-based spawns that correlate to your phone’s GPS positioning. A...
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Under the Dog: How to Get Fucked Like a Bitch
This kills the anime. For those of you just joining us, back in 2014 I wrote an article about an anime kickstarter for a series called “Under the Dog”. In it, I praised the UTD team for their superb...
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Otakuthon 2016 Write-up
These Frenchies have their con game on point. Crymore @ Otakuthon 2016 Unused hype image. Rare OC, do not steal. Co-Starring: SoupRKnowva Guest Starring: Xenath3297 Bunny + Bunny’s Sister DBX10 + his...
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Nan Desu Kan 2016: Thursday/Friday
These posts are way better when I write them weekend-of. I need to start doing this again. Thursday 5:00 D_S arrives I dunno what I did here. Think I just ate sweet Denver burgers and watched bad anime...
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Nan Desu Kan 2016: Saturday/Sunday
And now back to your regularly scheduled waiting for Dark_Sage to post something relevant~ Saturday 12:00 Noms It ain’t a con without eggs bennies, so Soup and I hit up The Delectable Egg for...
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AnimeNewsNetwork Reviews Reviewed
Much like most current-gen media, this cancerous e-billboard has lost all claim to its “News” moniker. ANN is a garbage bin comprised solely of sadness. Intro Having found myself bored by the latest...
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Discovering New Worlds – A Super Serial Guide to Deep Animes
As I was jacking off to Kino no Tabi this afternoon, I found myself in a cum-coma induced bout of inspiration: What if anime quality could be objectively quantified? And what if that formula could be...
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Re:Zero’s Top Waifus – A Definitive Best Girl Tier List
Now that the series is over, it’s time for serious reflection. Trash/10 Spoiler: Rem Rem’s the kinda girl you’d roofie just to get her to shut the fuck up. Never met a whinier piece of beta cuckmeat...
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DAE Le Anime Died in 1999?
Anime in the 21st century is so problematic. Great Post, Great Opinions As a true hardcore anime fan, I get all my cultural enrichment from Cartoon Network, Disney XD, and grocery store bargain-bin...
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Anime Weekend Atlanta – Day 1 – Thursday
Fall 2016 preview post up next. Then off to the con for Friday shenanigans. Day 1 Guests of Honor: Darais – scanlator Celia – AMV editor Regret – my own Thursday Normally, Thursdays qualify as con...
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Fall 2016 Anime Preview: Part 1 – Oh my god is this season going to suck?
tl;dr: You can skip any non-sequel airing this weekend. Everything looks like shit. The Rankings – Part 1 Me right now. Normally I’d rate on a scale of Shit to Excellent, but I’m so underwhelmed atm...
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Anime Weekend Atlanta – Day 2 – Friday
Friday might have been good if the con was staffed by people whose lives amounted to more than the contents of a mop bucket at Magic City. Day 2 Guests of Honor: Darais – scanlator Darais’s friend –...
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Anime Weekend Atlanta 2016 – Days 3/4 – Saturday/Sunday
Do not go to Anime Weekend Atlanta. Day 1: http://www.crymore.net/2016/09/30/anime-weekend-atlanta-day-1-thursday/ Day 2: http://www.crymore.net/2016/10/01/anime-weekend-atlanta-day-2-friday/ Days...
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Fall 2016 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Brushing Japan’s teeth till they bleed
So why isn’t their shit taste disappearing? The Rankings – Part 2 An ill-fitting song for an ill-fitting season. Trickster: Edogawa Ranpo “Shounen Tanteidan” yori – Okay tl;dr: Isn’t detective...
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Fall 2016 Anime Preview: Part 3 – K, can I be done now?
Gotta make way for two-and-a-half months of posting nothing followed by a week of furious typing. Part 1:...
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Otakuthon 2016 Write-up
These Frenchies have their con game on point. Crymore @ Otakuthon 2016 Unused hype image. Rare OC, do not steal. Co-Starring: SoupRKnowva Guest Starring: Xenath3297 Bunny + Bunny’s Sister DBX10 + his...
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Nan Desu Kan 2016: Thursday/Friday
These posts are way better when I write them weekend-of. I need to start doing this again. Thursday 5:00 D_S arrives I dunno what I did here. Think I just ate sweet Denver burgers and watched bad anime...
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Nan Desu Kan 2016: Saturday/Sunday
And now back to your regularly scheduled waiting for Dark_Sage to post something relevant~ Saturday 12:00 Noms It ain’t a con without eggs bennies, so Soup and I hit up The Delectable Egg for...
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