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Still Watching – 6 Episodes In

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3D Kanojo Real Girl – 6/10

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tl;dr: Bad romance for bad people.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

The only thing more fucked than the Chinese-style pacing is that I still kinda like the show. It’s awful, awful wish fulfillment for losers. Seeing as how I could never fall into that category, I watch it as more of a way to connect with the anime community at large.

…yeah, I should probably drop this before I contract something from the normalscum.

Boku no Hero Academia 3rd Season – 4/10

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tl;dr: DC x Japan got a third season, yay.

Episodes Seen: 6/25

Lacking imagination or purpose beyond poisoning the well, My Hero Academia is the worst of what anime has to offer. With not a single original bone in its feces-filled corpse of medicority, Academia proves the world still needs chemical warfare.

Academia fans, with all sincerity: please kill yourselves. I hate everything about you, and if you’ve gone three seasons without seriously contemplating how fucking stupid it is to have a world economy revolving entirely around a fully armed citizenry beating the shit out of a handful of villains less threatening than Team Rocket in a wheelchair, you are beyond salvation.

(No, Toga can’t save the show no matter how much I love that stupid slut.)

Cutie Honey Universe – 7/10

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tl;dr: Wait, Cutie Honey is lesbians?

Episodes Seen: 6/?

Tits on tits is fucking genius. Why did nobody think of this before?

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A beast has been awakened in me.

If you’re fapping to DxD instead of this, you’re wrong. Oh and spoiler alert:

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This is 100% a Go Nagai series.

Pay respect to the only reason Ikuhara ever had a job.

Still, it’s kinda weird how all those people who ruined their towels over Devilman Crybaby aren’t paying attention to this show at all. Sure gets them neurons firing.

Dorei-ku the Animation – 2.5/10

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tl;dr: It’s not even worth explaining.

Episodes Seen: 6/?

I was really liking this shit until I binged the manga. What a smack to the sack. Perhaps I should tone down my optimism for “death game” series. Mirai Nikki 2, when? :(

Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu: Die Neue These – Kaikou – 8/10

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Even after getting Frederica’s gender wrong, this is still a better translation effort than episode 1’s.

tl;dr: They remade a shameless Code Geass rip-off, and now it’s somewhat good.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

This is easily the show I most want to see the next episode of, and actually makes me interested in the source material (which as every real fan knows is the OVAs and not the LNs).

You can definitely tell why everyone thinks this show is the most intelligent anime of all time. I mean, when Reinhard came up with the brilliant strategy of taking out his enemies separately instead of all at once, I knew I was watching the exploits of a future-day Sun Tzu.

Don’t even get me started on the Assault on Iserlohn.

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Trojan horse, huh? What a brilliant and obscure military tactic to use!

I guess everyone in the future is born retarded. Maybe the present too, since people seem to like this crock. God, I can’t even imagine watching the OVAs and having the inherent plot stupidity paired with stop-motion space fights.

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Still bought the OG LE though, lul.

Golden Kamuy – 7/10

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tl;dr: Japan finally made an anime with Native Americans in it. Very progressive.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

I was loving the show up until Ainu-chan went heavy on the “ugh don’t kill anyone cuz killing’s mean” and it turned into every Japanese series ever. There a law over there that tells writers everything they have to make is shit?

As a western (genre), however mediocre and stupid it is, it’s still scratching an itch I had forgotten about. So yeah, I’m probably higher on this than I should be. Maybe I’ll read the picture books once the show finishes to see why people gave a shit this was getting animated in the first place.

Hinamatsuri – 9/10

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[Vivid] was a mistake.

tl;dr: Almost quirky enough for you to forget how derivative it actually is.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

This show is bait, but god is it delicious. If you’re one of those few folks who haven’t heard much about it, go in blind and enjoy the experience. This is the kind of show that can be wholeheartedly recommended to any sort of anime fan. Srsly, watch it, fence-sitters.

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When all is said and done, in this city we’ll always have happy days.

Hisone to Maso-tan – 5/10

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tl;dr: The Japanese military is actually made of dragons. Sorry, no, these ones aren’t fuckable.

Episodes Seen: 6/?

Rarely do I finish an episode interested to see the next, nor do I see much of a point to the show.

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Well, unless you have a vore fetish.

Juushinki Pandora – 2/10

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tl;dr: You’ve seen this before, and it was much better back then.

Episodes Seen: 6/?

The only reason I have this in “Watching” is because after episode 1 I was too fucked up on tequila to figure out how to stop the autoplay. God, I wish I could take that night back.

Kakuriyo no Yadomeshi – 7/10

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tl;dr: “Your grandpa went into debt and offered you up as collateral. So now you’re my fiancée, unless you want to try and work off his debt instead, and make me fall even more in love with you in the process! What a crazy, heretofore-unheard-of scenario!”

Episodes Seen: 6/26

This is very much a bad Kamisama Kiss. Then again, pretty much every supernatural shoujo is.

Genre fans, this is worth a watch. Everyone else, look elsewhere.

Last Period: Owarinaki Rasen no Monogatari – 10/10

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tl;dr: Mobage adaptation that spends every second shitting on its source material.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

This show’s top-tier.

Mahou Shoujo Site – 7/10

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tl;dr: ….

Episodes Seen: 6/12

Pretty sure the only people who dislike this show are just too stupid to get it. Yes, it’s about magical girls but

Would’ve liked it more if bubble gun wasn’t a fucking pussy. But since she clearly fucks pussies I’m 100% down to watch.

Megalo Box – 7/10

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tl;dr: If this seems nostalgic, that’s because it’s generic.

Episodes Seen: 6/13

Wake me when the antagonists get interesting. Or Joe, for that matter.

Rokuhoudou Yotsuiro Biyori – 5/10

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tl;dr: Slow slice-of-life about boys running a restaurant.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

I would like this show a lot more if it was better.

Shokugeki no Souma: San no Sara – Toutsuki Ressha-hen – 7/10

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I love you, Crunchyroll.

tl;dr: You know the previous seasons of Shokugeki no Soma? Yeah, this is that.

Episodes Seen: 6/?

If the central conflict of this arc made any sense whatsoever, I’d be in. As is, I’m just barely getting by fapping to how I imagine Erina’s armpits taste. It’s a struggle, but I’m enduring somehow.

Steins;Gate 0 – 9/10

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tl;dr: More Steins;Gate, but not the shitty movie this time.

Episodes Seen: 6/23

I dunno, it’s Steins;Gate. 90% of the problems could be resolved with slightly better communication skills on the part of literally anyone, but all nerds are autistic so I guess that was never a viable option in the first place.

Legal loli sucks btw.

Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online – 6/10

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tl;dr: All filler no killer.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

Sword Art Online is bad. Pito, tho? H N G H

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Think her seiyuu sells used panties?

Tada-kun wa Koi wo Shinai – 7/10

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tl;dr: Let’s take a decent joke and then fuck it to death like an overweight redditor.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

This would be better as a good movie than a mediocre series.

Tokyo Ghoul:re – 7/10

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tl;dr: Let’s take all the good parts of Tokyo Ghoul, throw them out the window, then try to add in better parts as replacement but miserably fail.

Episodes Seen: 6/12

As a middle finger to the people who wanted more gruel, this show makes sense. Doesn’t make me like it any more, though.

Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii – 7/10

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I’m sure I would enjoy this show more if the translation wasn’t so ass.

tl;dr: What if beautiful people were just as boring as I’m not?

Episodes Seen: 6/11

The draw of romcoms is supposed to be watching characters you care about getting all lovey dovey and shit. This? This is just a bunch of assholes slobbering over each other’s egos while making Monster Hunter references like that puts them in some cool kids club. No, fuck these characters, and fuck the lazy writing. I deserve better.

Dropped

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Butlers: Chitose Momotose Monogatari

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tl;dr: I’m sure it worked well as a VN.

Episodes Seen: 2

I have just been informed this is not based on a VN. Then what the fuck transpired here?

Caligula

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tl;dr: You know that shitty RPG you’ve never heard of that they made an anime of? Yeah, uh, this is that.

Episodes Seen: 1

I’ll play the upcoming remake though.

Comic Girls

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tl;dr: What if Japan really didn’t have enough unfunny comedies yet?

Episodes Suffered: 1

Watched this with a crew at Anime Detour and they ended up having to hide all the sharp objects in the room from me. While my heart goes out to the director for whatever misery he suffered in his life that led to this, I still want to punch him right in the kidney. Repeatedly. Until he dies.

I hate this show.

Devils Line

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tl;dr: MySpace: the Anime

Episodes Seen: 2

Try not to make eye contact.

Full Metal Panic! Invisible Victory

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If you can’t even be assed to run spell check on your overly wordy subs, I’m not going to recommend your release.

tl;dr: You remember watching this shit ten years ago? Cuz I sure as fuck don’t.

Episodes Seen: Like 5 minutes of episode 1.

The prospect of rewatching the unbearable S1 just so I have some fucking idea of who all these characters are, all in order to better teach begna basic English… Ugh, I’m out.

Gegege no Kitarou (2018)

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tl;dr: Youkai of the week remake that did not need to get remade.

Episodes Seen: 1

Yes, Kitarou is aimed at children. But so are AK-47s. And it is for that reason, I am out.

High School DxD Hero

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tl;dr: It’s High School DxD.

Episodes Seen: 1

I don’t care about this series. Give me more Queen’s Blade instead.

Lost Song

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tl;dr: Disney done worse.

Episodes Seen: 1

Fuck musicals.

Mahou Shoujo Ore

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tl;dr: Haha but like what if like when a girl tried to become a magical girl she actually became a magical boy? Do you think we could make a show based entirely off that one joke and not need to bother writing anything else?

Episodes Seen: 3

I don’t hate this show, I just don’t see the point of watching it over literally anything else.