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Anime Next 2017 – Friday Impressions
Fuck New Jersey. Location Top right, bottom left. Atlantic City is the worst. Initial impressions when you visit will be “Reno City, but instead of stuck in 70’s, it’s stuck in the 90’s”. Yet even...
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Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition
Cuz if you don’t spend all your money on anime you aren’t a *true fan*. Number$: This would be me if the following section didn’t exist. Manga volumes: 4k+ Anime BD series: 400+ Anime DVD series:...
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No, I haven’t fansubbed in years, and I’m not about to start for Aho Girl
After noticing a “Dark-Sage” branded torrent achieved 13 full downloads on nyaaC I knew I had to chime in. Got a reputation to maintain, after all! earnest.post Those of you paying attention to the...
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Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?
When customs asked what I was bringing back from Tokyo, I lied and said Pokemon cards. Glad I looked cool enough to pull that one off. Pre-Review (“But why?”) While drunkposting on Twitter one night,...
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Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation
In today’s episode, Dark_Sage attempts to create the mythical Japanese dish “ramen”. Translated into English, ramen is “cheap noodles shoved in a bowl with fish juice and a suicidal amount of sodium”....
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Koe no Katachi Sucks Ass Herpes
(also this is the spookymore post and also also I’ll be at youmacon cuz it’s like an hour away from where I work feel free to meet me and tell me how cool I was in 2013) Here’s an image depicting...
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Doki Doki Literature Club Is the Cancer That Finally Killed Anime
Undertale + Hatoful Boyfriend – Originality = Doki Doki Literature Club! The Game When I first discovered I was about to play some vidya made by a guy who looked like he was cosplaying the contents...
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Some Fall 17 Shows I Quickly Watched Before Youmacon In Hopes I’d Catch Some...
So now I’m wasting time writing in my hotel room cuz the good shit doesn’t even start until 5. Hot Takes – 1 Episode In This means I’m acknowledging the low, low amount of effort that went into this...
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Top 5 Animes of Winter 2017 / Ikkicon 2017
A yearly wrap top X list because these posts are fucking easy. #1-5 Nyanko Days It’s the only anime of that season I finished other than One Room (which sucks, sry puddi) and Youjo Senki (which I...
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Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 1 – No (New) Regrets
With this, I have met my quota of one post per year. Catch you 2019, when I review second-hand onaholes from the C95 swap meet. The Rankings – Part 1 Dagashi Kashi S2 (anti-)hype As always, don’t...
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Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Looking For a Girl Who Poisons Cosplayers
I wrote this post sober. T h e R a n k i n g s – P a r t 2 Started this post so hard how could I let you down? Violet Evergarden – Awful tl;dr: Unearned emotions the adaptation. Manga: N/A. Light...
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Winter 2018 Anime Preview: Part 3 – Shaved Legs & Anime Raves
RIP Amazon Strike. Hopefully Crunchyroll goes next. Part 1: http://www.crymore.net/2018/01/03/winter-2018-anime-preview-part-1-no-new-regrets/ Part 2:...
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Netsuzou Trap Is Actually Kinda 10/10
Let’s fight. — Complicated situations confuse and anger the redditor. Spittle flies from his mouth as he watches the characters from Netsuzou Trap involved in situations more complex than a Star Wars...
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Vidya Review: Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Hacker’s Memory
I wasn’t much a fan of last year’s entry in the series, but how does this year’s fare? It sucks. Rating: Dropped-after-two-hours/10. RIP my $60. So now that my weekend’s freed up, any ideas for...
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Translation Review: [SubDESU] High School DxD Hero – 01
Don’t worry, you won’t see any boobies. This is a family website. Table of Contents Release Information Translation Other Observations Final Grade Release Information Episode details. Release format:...
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Spring 2018 Anime Opinions – It’s Like Consequence on Repeat but Twice as...
In a world where the art of subtitling has been perfected, how can our intrepid hero keep a site which lost its purpose alive? Clearly, lazy aniblogging is the way to go. ToC Feel free to have some...
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We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is
I’ve kind of had enough. My Hero Academia? More like My Hero SUCKademia! Cursed image for a cursed thread. Let’s make a list of why Academia is bad: The powers are boring The drama’s too fake —...
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Translation Review: [Mirrored] Back Street Girls – Gokudolls – 01
You see? This is what happens when you support shit like Kemono Friends. Table of Contents Release Information Translation Other Observations Final Grade Release Information Episode details....
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Translation Review: [SubDESU] Mujaki no Rakuen OAD – 03
LolisRDead. Table of Contents Release Information Translation Other Observations Final Grade Another one of my belated Subdesu posts. Earlier this year, the group finally released the last episode in...
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Translation Review: Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight 02 [Sentai]
Musical latecast anime with a girls-only cast and captions… you know this is going to be oversubbed. Table of Contents Release Information Translation Other Observations Final Grade When it comes to...
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