After noticing a “Dark-Sage” branded torrent achieved 13 full downloads on nyaaC I knew I had to chime in. Got a reputation to maintain, after all!
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Those of you paying attention to the extremely relevant fansubbing scene may have noticed a recent, trending torrent on a popular Nyaa emulation site, bearing my glorious moniker:
But it is with heavy heart that I must inform you this is in fact a falsehood, perpetrated upon your innocence by knaves of a most foul kind. Indeed, I fear ’tis the dreaded [fansub cartel] responsible for this affront upon your anime chastity. As they are, of course, the masterminds behind every retarded fuckpuppet the scene has limply dangled toward us since 2011.
This is a picture of Revy-chan, a top-tier waifu and entirely unrelated to this filler article.
Necessarily, this is cause for concern (hence the post). Dealing with the only people currently calling themselves scenekin — a bunch of posers who had no part in establishing a scene they’ve been so desperately apeing this past decade — is of 0 interest to me. But preserving the innocence of my consummate character? Why the half-a-handle of vodka in me almost demands an urgent response (10 minutes or less? criterion: met).
And that response?
- No I am not fansubbing anything this season
- No I will not be fansubbing anything new within either of our lifetimes
- No I will not have sex with you or your boyfriend’s girlfriend
With that, I should mention I have another palace in P5 to run, so I absolutely must be off now. (I heard Kawakami won’t give my asshole a tonguebath unless I’m lv. 100, so I’ve got a grind to go.)
The only woman worth marrying. No asterisks needed.