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An In-Depth Analysis of a Modern Anime
Time to give some modern anime the treatment it deserves. Anime as an art form is a concept that many people have heard about, but not many have actually thought about. Sure, you could watch anime for...
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Winter 2016 Preview – Part 2: Slow Down, Japan. I Haven’t Even Finished Last...
Yeah, the shows have aired now, and I could just watch them instead of semi-blindly guessing as to their quality… but where’s the fun in that? Cheat Sheet The Series Prince of Stride:...
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Buyfaggery – Loot Anime (January 2016)
I buy bad things so you don’t have to. Intro The basic concept around a “loot crate” is that you subscribe to receive a monthly shipment of capitalism (in a “crate”) filled with items worth more than...
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Buyfaggery – Japan Crate (January 2016)
This one’s about candy. Intro If you already read my Loot Anime review, you can skip this. If not… well, I guess you’re the edge case that necessitated this line. Spoiler: The basic concept around a...
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Grand Prix Vancouver 2016: Tourney Report
Though I despise Magic the Gathering and its community with all my heart, I will 100% rationalize any decision to go to Vancity for a weekend. Friday 6:30 RIP already Got to the MSP airport and found...
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Kantai Collection in English
At least until Kadokawa issues a C&D. Once upon a time, there was a web game named Kantai Collection. In this game, a player, known as an “admiral”, collected girls, known as “ships”, and put them...
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OMG Amazing Fansub & AniTwitter Drama Xx*Must Read*xX
Fansubbers can’t even do drama right these days. So here’s the tl;dr: over the past ~24 hours, fansubbing has literally died, Twitter is off limits for all anime fans, and consequences will never be...
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[Spoilers] Erased Sucks Deceased Horse Dick
This post has huge fucking spoilers for Erased. Do not read this if you want to “enjoy” the show, cuz it will only make you realize just how bad it actually is. One last fucking warning I wish I...
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Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis
There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet. Gameplay/Story Cyber Sleuth is a typical dungeon crawler. Or to put it in idiot terms, “It’s like Persona, but...
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How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates
You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can. The Premise: A Dilemma For the sake of this post’s introduction let’s say you were just thinking to...
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Galaxy S7 Edge Review
Can Samsung’s newest ode to capitalism melt Dark_Sage’s icy steel beams? I think we all know the answer to that. Pros Stupid awesome promotions (free Netflix, BOGO, free Gear VR bundle) Bloatware is...
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Spring 2016 Preview – Part 2: Unapologetically Problematic
Oh ye of little faith. The Series Mayoiga (The Lost Village) tl;dr: A bunch of randos go on a bus trip to a spooky town. Is this just a metaphor for passing on cuz -le twist- they’re already dead?...
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Spring 2016 Preview – Part 3: Reliably Unreliable Narration
These shows have already aired, but getting a preview delayed is bound to happen when you forget your laptop in another state. The Series Bakuon!! tl;dr: A bunch of quirky high school girls do quirky...
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Spring 2016 Preview – Part 4: Maybe I Really Am the Only One Who Can Save Anime…
In which case, anime is fucked. The Series Koutetsujou no Kabaneri (Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress) tl;dr: From the studio that brought you Attack on Titan, comes something that’s not Attack on Titan...
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Best Girls of Spring 2016: Initial3 Edition
A top 10 list curated with the assistance of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Maker’s. Intro I was originally going to do my Flying Witch reviews today (which I started writing four weeks ago), but then I realized...
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Fansubbing by the Numbers: A Spring 2016 Shitpost
Top conclusions brought to you by Sunday boredom and an unlicensed copy of Excel. The Numbers Spoiler: 12-sai 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 KissAnime – Views 36775 27129 24231 22256 19374 18725 17266...
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Top Ten Overwatch Waifus
I may not have played Overwatch yet, but that won’t stop me from making a top ten list for it that’s just as informed as any other. 10. Spoiler: The Pyros Clever and agile, The Pyros uses classical...
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Anime Opinions: Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Abuse
Zutto happy days, my ass. Setting the Stage Machi is a shrine maiden in a remote, rural village who aspires to one day experience the city life she’s always dreamed of. She’s also friends with a bear...
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Spring 2016 In Review: The Good, The Bad, The Anime
I was able to wince my way through 13 shows this season. Yet why do I feel so empty after such a grand accomplishment? Fuck it, have a review. Anne Happy – 9/10 Spoiler: Analyzing Anne Happy as...
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Tales of Zestiria Sucks More Ass Than a Gay Black Hole
Dear Past_Sage: Don’t buy this, no matter how much you want to play Berseria. Premise & Characters Art as HQ as the game is. As Sorey, an uneducated hillbilly with a Messiah complex, you traipse...
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